Drew Hayes Archives - REUTS | Boutique Book Publisher | https://www.reuts.com/product-tag/drew-hayes/ Get REUTED in an amazing book Tue, 24 Mar 2020 19:34:01 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.2.2 Bloody Acquisitions (Drew Hayes) https://www.reuts.com/product/bloody-acquisitions-drew-hayes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=bloody-acquisitions-drew-hayes https://www.reuts.com/product/bloody-acquisitions-drew-hayes/#respond Thu, 25 May 2017 15:22:18 +0000 http://www.reuts.com/?post_type=product&p=2267 Fred Book III

The third book in Drew's outrageously adventurous and satirical series, including THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT (Book 1) and UNDEATH & TAXES (Book 2).

With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred’s undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he’s no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren’t well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.

Now, Fred must cope with the growing presence—and threat—of other vampires even as he struggles to keep up with his business’s demands and make time for his friends. Between hidden parahuman towns, crazed vampire hunters, quarreling mages, and the world’s least subtle spy, it will take all of Fred’s wiles just to keep his head above water. And as the new clan sinks their fangs deeper and deeper into his city, the undead accountant is faced with a choice between two equally unappealing options: flee his home, or stand against an entire clan of fellow vampires.

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]]> https://www.reuts.com/product/bloody-acquisitions-drew-hayes/feed/ 0 Undeath & Taxes (Drew Hayes) https://www.reuts.com/product/undeath-taxes-drew-hayes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=undeath-taxes-drew-hayes https://www.reuts.com/product/undeath-taxes-drew-hayes/#respond Thu, 25 May 2017 01:07:24 +0000 http://www.reuts.com/?post_type=product&p=2258 Fred Book II

The sequel to the Amazon bestseller THE UTTERLY UNINTERESTING AND UNADVENTUROUS TALES OF FRED, THE VAMPIRE ACCOUNTANT.

After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected--he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs.

Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon’s interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.

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]]> https://www.reuts.com/product/undeath-taxes-drew-hayes/feed/ 0 The Utterly Uninteresting & Unadventurous Tales of Fred, The Vampire Accountant (Drew Hayes) https://www.reuts.com/product/the-utterly-uninteresting-unadventurous-tales-of-fred-the-vampire-accountant-drew-hayes/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-utterly-uninteresting-unadventurous-tales-of-fred-the-vampire-accountant-drew-hayes https://www.reuts.com/product/the-utterly-uninteresting-unadventurous-tales-of-fred-the-vampire-accountant-drew-hayes/#respond Thu, 25 May 2017 00:54:46 +0000 http://www.reuts.com/?post_type=product&p=2245 Fred Book I

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.

One fateful night – different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful – Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive.” Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

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